Culture

How many followers does one need before one has a cult following? 

  I decided now that I have a whopping nine followers its high time I take charge and post the cult rules.  All members will where pink all star high-tops, blue jeans and a T-shirt that reads "I follow the short one" spelled out with rhinestones and glitter paint.   Monday is chick Fila day, Saturday is Mystery Science Theater day.  Coffee will be served daily at 6:30 am sharp.  My birthday is the best holiday ever!  No tuna fish salad allowed.  All followers will be issued chocolate on a daily basis. Oh and did I mention we will live on an island in the Caribbean.  so -  any new followers?