Ten Resons I Want to be a Pirate

Once upon a time I use to blog elsewhere.
Original air date : 18Aug2008

Disclaimer:  Don't approach me singing "yo heave ho"  I'm not a heaving  ho

1.  Rum, its  a pirates job to drink spiced rum!

2.  Who else can call their material possession "booty"

3.  Warm water and white sandy beaches

4.  A profession that doesn't require  high heels or people skills

5.  I would have my own theme park ride at Disney

6.  Nappy hair is in!

7.  Pillaging, I would get to pillage

8.  Making people walk the plank would be cool

9.  I could finally put all those cannonballs I've been keeping to good use

10.  Eye patches are slimming