Retro Blog, Once upon a time I use to blog elsewhere. Original air date February 2008.
Once again I make the statement; the fashion buzz is not my thing. I went clothes shopping (again) and took a confidant with me (again). I was in one of those not so rare, rare moods. Personally, I like things pure and simple, no wordy mumbo jumbo terminology. With that said I began explaining (shouting across a department store) to my friend what I thought the marketing executives really meant by the tags on their clothes. He are a few gems, and a few not so glamorous ones.
Vintage wash: looks like you haven't washed them since the 70's
Vintage fit: tight through the chest
Lived-in look: uh you are paying for holes
Funky detailing on pocket: ugly buttons
Skinny fit jeans: jeans that we all look bad in
Contours to curves: hugs the monkey where she 's chunky
Pleated empire waist creates a nice drape: hides the monkey's chunky
Dont suppose I could get any volunteers for my next shopping trip?
hahahahaha, your translations are hilarious...and so true! come shopping at the MJ FC while I'm here!!! (tues, sat, sun) see you soon :)
ReplyDeleteIm glad you got a laugh out of them! I very much need to stop by the FC!
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